this “lovely lady” was waiting on the blue the other day. i see her sometimes on the green line, so shes got about as much of a trek as i do. i was never really close to her to actually see how large she is. she sat in front of me and took up two seats. even if you were to sit next to her, you would have to sit on the edge.
before we got onto the blue, she was all about this adorable grey kitten this guy had. she asked questions and when she couldnt hear, shed say “HUH??” really loud. now im not one to pick on large folk for being large. but if youre fucking rude… game on. a few times it looked like she was grabbing for the kitten to eat it. she spent the entire time on her cell letting all the people on her contacts list know this was her new number. the few times i listened in, they didnt seem too thrilled.
she was all i could see. no matter where i looked, she was in my vision. i had to block her out with my hand, looking like i have a headache, which i did. id like to give a shout out to god for not making her smell. i get sad when i walk past a lady and she smells.

this “lovely lady” was waiting on the blue the other day. i see her sometimes on the green line, so shes got about as much of a trek as i do. i was never really close to her to actually see how large she is. she sat in front of me and took up two seats. even if you were to sit next to her, you would have to sit on the edge.

before we got onto the blue, she was all about this adorable grey kitten this guy had. she asked questions and when she couldnt hear, shed say “HUH??” really loud. now im not one to pick on large folk for being large. but if youre fucking rude… game on. a few times it looked like she was grabbing for the kitten to eat it. she spent the entire time on her cell letting all the people on her contacts list know this was her new number. the few times i listened in, they didnt seem too thrilled.

she was all i could see. no matter where i looked, she was in my vision. i had to block her out with my hand, looking like i have a headache, which i did. id like to give a shout out to god for not making her smell. i get sad when i walk past a lady and she smells.

  1. lametrojackassery posted this
Welcome to LA Metro Jackassery, a collection of pictures and stories on my LA Metro travels. I spend 4+ hours, 5 days a week on Metro getting to work. Usually I am half asleep or day dreaming, but every so often I come across some straight buuuuuullshiiiiit. Enjoy! http://www.metro.net/

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